We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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