eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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