she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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