how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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