Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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