You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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