I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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