I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
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so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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