Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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