I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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