Christians are straight up FREAKS
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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