are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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