uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize
