I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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