real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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