does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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