I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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