Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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