Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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