Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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