we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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