problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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