Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
my liver is dry heaving
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Randomize
