its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
