so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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