I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
My vagina just recognized that song.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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