Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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