Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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