i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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