So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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