I must be too annoying 4 u.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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