How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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