I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
we should paint friendship bongs
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