when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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