is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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