He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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