i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
