You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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