Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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