just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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