weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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