smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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