so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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