I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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