...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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