I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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