Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
