What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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