Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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