I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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