It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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