Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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