wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
