Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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