Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
