Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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