Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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